Hot In Bigelow Book 3 Scorching edition by Simon Oneill Shirley Anne Oneill Literature Fiction eBooks
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Three witnesses to a flying saucer crash landing in the Arizona desert are set upon by sexually voracious aliens who need their help to defeat a ferocious enemy intent on destroying Earth.
Just when Orville’s plan to reunite Elmore with the love of his life is about to succeed, the sex-mad aliens return Sugar back to Bigelow, Arizona. She has the hots for Elmore and isn’t afraid to show it. Scorching hot!
Sexual sparks fly causing a rift between Elmore and his true love that not even Orville can hope to fix. The code seems lost forever inside Elmore’s frazzled brain. Cue more naughty shenanigans from the aliens that infect the entire town with a sex-frenzy. This attracts the attention of the men in black and Orville’s worst fears are realized.
But Sugar has been busy up in space, so busy in fact that she is just bouncing with joyful news, news which relieves Orville of his duty to save Earth. Or so he thinks? Can Orville extract the last few bytes of code from Elmore’s brain to mend the alien ship for if not, Earth will be destroyed by the invading space pirates?
Hot In Bigelow Book 3 Scorching edition by Simon Oneill Shirley Anne Oneill Literature Fiction eBooks
Hot in Bigelow - Scorching (Book 3) is a most difficult review to write because so much happens, I would have to write a novella to adequately explain....even though I'm not sure I could. Imagine if you would, stepping into an episode of The Twilight Zone where bizarre things are happening and you don't know if you are dreaming, drunk out of your mind on tequila, or if this is reality. And these bizarre things are so sexually stimulating and satisfying one really doesn't want to leave this zone.If you haven't read the first two books in this series you'll unlikely comprehend the events in the first few chapters of book three, but you can puzzle it out as you read. Consider the most sex-crazed freakish person you know hooking up with the town nymphomaniac, producing a child who possesses their traits, and then cloning said offspring. Cloning results in less than perfect specimens and in this case Super Freaks akin to those from the Rick James song: "The kind you can't take home to mother."
What begins in book 1 with three moron men out in the Arizona desert where spaceships have been rumored to land, drinking to celebrate the upcoming nuptials of Elmore Lovett to CJ, the local sheriff of Bigelow. Do aliens truly abduct the trio of men? And Sugar Sweet (their bachelor party guest of honor)? And Miguel (their super stud friend and provider of tequila)? Do some of these aliens have three-way boners? Do these oversexed aliens give new meaning to the term "Hot Sex"? Do these indefatigable, sexually insatiable aliens smell of vanilla and chocolate and eject green goo? Or are all these things in the minds of those captured?
Hot in Bigelow series takes place over a matter of days, and if townspeople aren't dreaming, several others become abductees who experience lust and sex unlike any they've ever known. Zals (cloned aliens) are unusual, mischievous, and often genius problem solvers who can't get enough sex with humans. Dreaming or awake in reality, these perpetually horny aliens invade the town and wildness ensues. Or is this just overactive imaginations of desert people who spend too much time alone?
Will brothers Orville and Elmore Lovett ever get "on the same page" so Elmore can complete his novel with a code only the aliens can read, thusly ridding them of space pirates who intend to destroy Earth? Will Elmore and CJ (his runaway bride who has jilted him twice) finally get married or will CJ go with his brother Orville? Or the seductive Sugar? Or even an alien with extra units that most women couldn't resist? This third book is tough to succinctly review, so my attempt will be to call it a fast, fun read that will keep you grinning and wondering "How the hell does Simon Oneill come up with these tales?"
Much more to this saga than written here, thus I'll close with a little word play from famous lyrics penned by Lynyrd Skynyrd: "Ooooh that smell.... The smell of sex surrounds you."
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Hot In Bigelow Book 3 Scorching edition by Simon Oneill Shirley Anne Oneill Literature Fiction eBooks Reviews
Hot in Bigelow - Scorching (Book 3) is a most difficult review to write because so much happens, I would have to write a novella to adequately explain....even though I'm not sure I could. Imagine if you would, stepping into an episode of The Twilight Zone where bizarre things are happening and you don't know if you are dreaming, drunk out of your mind on tequila, or if this is reality. And these bizarre things are so sexually stimulating and satisfying one really doesn't want to leave this zone.
If you haven't read the first two books in this series you'll unlikely comprehend the events in the first few chapters of book three, but you can puzzle it out as you read. Consider the most sex-crazed freakish person you know hooking up with the town nymphomaniac, producing a child who possesses their traits, and then cloning said offspring. Cloning results in less than perfect specimens and in this case Super Freaks akin to those from the Rick James song "The kind you can't take home to mother."
What begins in book 1 with three moron men out in the Arizona desert where spaceships have been rumored to land, drinking to celebrate the upcoming nuptials of Elmore Lovett to CJ, the local sheriff of Bigelow. Do aliens truly abduct the trio of men? And Sugar Sweet (their bachelor party guest of honor)? And Miguel (their super stud friend and provider of tequila)? Do some of these aliens have three-way boners? Do these oversexed aliens give new meaning to the term "Hot Sex"? Do these indefatigable, sexually insatiable aliens smell of vanilla and chocolate and eject green goo? Or are all these things in the minds of those captured?
Hot in Bigelow series takes place over a matter of days, and if townspeople aren't dreaming, several others become abductees who experience lust and sex unlike any they've ever known. Zals (cloned aliens) are unusual, mischievous, and often genius problem solvers who can't get enough sex with humans. Dreaming or awake in reality, these perpetually horny aliens invade the town and wildness ensues. Or is this just overactive imaginations of desert people who spend too much time alone?
Will brothers Orville and Elmore Lovett ever get "on the same page" so Elmore can complete his novel with a code only the aliens can read, thusly ridding them of space pirates who intend to destroy Earth? Will Elmore and CJ (his runaway bride who has jilted him twice) finally get married or will CJ go with his brother Orville? Or the seductive Sugar? Or even an alien with extra units that most women couldn't resist? This third book is tough to succinctly review, so my attempt will be to call it a fast, fun read that will keep you grinning and wondering "How the hell does Simon Oneill come up with these tales?"
Much more to this saga than written here, thus I'll close with a little word play from famous lyrics penned by Lynyrd Skynyrd "Ooooh that smell.... The smell of sex surrounds you."
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